Are you hardworking, loyal, and alone? Need a place to stay, food to eat, and something to do? I’m looking for trustworthy young women to maintain my estate.
I believe that beauty is the measure of one’s worth. I seek like-minded individuals. Those with an interest in eternal youth are preferred, as are those without family or friends.
– Grave digging
– Knowledge of anatomy
– Make-up skills
Room and board provided. Must be willing to work late hours. Send your resume and blood type to firstname.lastname@example.org
Tell no one and get ready to make history!